hi, come meet the woman who sat across the aisle for us during our bus ride down to Kansas City! she snores when she’s awake, eats potato chips with her mouth open and hums along with her music which is blaring so loudly in her headphones that she can’t hear her obnoxious, ear-piercing ring tone as people repeatedly call her.

then one time when she did notice her phone ringing, it was some guy named Jerry from a dating site who wanted to meet her. she called him “honey” and told him to be patient because she had just left town for a few days and assured him that she is definitely worth waiting for. we know this because her booming voice apparently has no volume control.

but all that faded away when Beka’s cousins picked us up from the bus stop and took us to a place called Oklahoma Joe’s (which is inexplicably located in a gas station) for some awesome barbecue.