i don’t really know my way around Las Vegas so, like many similarly confused motorists, i rely on a handy GPS thing to tell me where to go and when to turn. the only problem with using satellite navigation in a fast-growing city like Vegas is that things change an awful lot; new roads pop up, old roads get cut off, one-ways become both-ways, and all sorts of crazy things happen.

and nobody thinks to mention these things to the nerds who control the satellites >:(