Yaya: yea! i killed lots of mice today
Yaya: and got bitten by one
ivan: everyone’s entitled to their revenge
Yaya: that’s true
Yaya: i really pissed this one off now
ivan: is it dead now?
Yaya: no
Yaya: i think i made up for it by putting him together with two females :-)
ivan: you have such a good heart
Yaya: sorry, i’m trying to work fast to go home on time
Yaya: i’m gonna try to go catch the shuttle
Yaya: talk to you later ivan
Yaya: if you want, i’ll name a mouse after you
Yaya: and set it up with as many female as you like :-)
Yaya: max is 4

i accidentally slashed my tongue with an alarmingly sharp fish bone yesterday and it’s really bothering me. this, of course, is preferable to the time an alarmingly sharp fish bone lodged itself in my throat and i had to drink a bowl of vinegar to ‘melt’ it along with most of my esophagus.

a friend linked me to an interview with big bad rapper DMX (real name: not a very big or bad ‘Earl Simmons’). here’s a taste and what i consider to be the best bit.

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

there was a point today where i totally forgot about my medical condition. it was great.

doctor’s appointment tomorrow; wish me luck.

so i need your help in deciding which one of these photos to submit for a photo contest (okay, it’s not exactly a photo contest but for all intents and purposes, let’s just say it is):

A)

or…

B)

if you could, please leave a comment and let me know what you think.

BBC News: Finn held over Easter Island ear

a Finnish tourist has been arrested on Easter Island for stealing an earlobe off one of the statues.

best. crime. ever!

well, that was fast. BMW of Lincoln backed down under pressure and agreed to sell dooma350 the car for the original stated price of $60k. congratulations!

nothing else really happened today, sorry.

so this is a story about a guy named dooma350 (last name unknown) who won an auction for a new M3 sedan on ebay from BMW of Lincoln[, Nebraska] for USD 60,000. with some dealers currently price-gouging the hell out of the M3, it’s nice to know that there are still some respectable dealers who are willing to sell it for a little over invoice, yeah?

of course, that would be true if only BMW of Lincoln hadn’t tried backing out of the auction saying that they’ve “made a mistake.” this has enraged dooma350 (and the multitude of people that have heard his story) and so now he’s going after BMW of Lincoln with truth and justice (and “the power of the internet”) on his side.

so spread the word! post it on other sites, send it to your local media outlet, tell your baby’s mama, and let’s make an example of this dealer.

click here to read the whole story

Ma Ying-jeou won the election today which is a HUUUGE relief.

now let’s just hope nobody succeeds in assassinating him.