LORD OF THE PITS  03.31.2008

Yaya: yea! i killed lots of mice today

Yaya: and got bitten by one

ivan: everyone’s entitled to their revenge

Yaya: that’s true

Yaya: i really pissed this one off now

ivan: is it dead now?

Yaya: no

Yaya: i think i made up for it by putting him together with two females :-)

ivan: you have such a good heart

Yaya: sorry, i’m trying to work fast to go home on time

Yaya: i’m gonna try to go catch the shuttle

Yaya: talk to you later ivan

Yaya: if you want, i’ll name a mouse after you

Yaya: and set it up with as many female as you like :-)

Yaya: max is 4

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GLOBAL CRACKERNET  03.29.2008

i accidentally slashed my tongue with an alarmingly sharp fish bone yesterday and it’s really bothering me. this, of course, is preferable to the time an alarmingly sharp fish bone lodged itself in my throat and i had to drink a bowl of vinegar to ‘melt’ it along with most of my esophagus.

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JABBA WOOKIEES  03.28.2008

a friend linked me to an interview with big bad rapper DMX (real name: not a very big or bad ‘Earl Simmons’). here’s a taste and what i consider to be the best bit.


Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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SHARDS OF NARD  03.27.2008

there was a point today where i totally forgot about my medical condition. it was great.

doctor’s appointment tomorrow; wish me luck.

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THOSE TREASURED FERNS  03.26.2008

so i need your help in deciding which one of these photos to submit for a photo contest (okay, it’s not exactly a photo contest but for all intents and purposes, let’s just say it is):


A)




or…




B)

if you could, please leave a comment and let me know what you think.

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MOVEMENT OF YOUR PEOPLE  03.24.2008

well, that was fast. BMW of Lincoln backed down under pressure and agreed to sell dooma350 the car for the original stated price of $60k. congratulations!

nothing else really happened today, sorry.

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BMW OF LINCOLN = JERKFACES  03.23.2008

so this is a story about a guy named dooma350 (last name unknown) who won an auction for a new M3 sedan on ebay from BMW of Lincoln[, Nebraska] for 60,000 USD. with some dealers currently price-gouging the hell out of the M3, it’s nice to know that there are still some respectable dealers who are willing to sell it for a little over invoice, yeah?

of course, that would be true if only BMW of Lincoln hadn’t tried backing out of the auction saying that they’ve “made a mistake.” this has enraged dooma350 (and the multitude of people that have heard his story) and so now he’s going after BMW of Lincoln with truth and justice (and “the power of the internet”) on his side.

so spread the word! post it on other sites, send it to your local media outlet, tell your baby’s mama, and let’s make an example of this dealer.


click here to read the whole story


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THE SLIGHTEST WOBBLE  03.22.2008

Ma Ying-jeou won the election today which is a HUUUGE relief.

now let’s just hope nobody succeeds in assassinating him.

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