if any post on this website is capable of costing me a job, it’d probably be this one (or the one where i mock astronauts). if you are a current or prospective employer of mine, a high ranking government official (of any country), or a conservative, please refer to my disclaimer before reading.

okay. we’re all human, right? and as humans, we have our guilty pleasures. well, one of mine is playing Grand Theft Auto. i know, i know. violence! brutality! crime! explosions! hookers! guns! hookers with guns! hmm. see, that’s the thing.

i was relieving some stress the other day by roaming the streets of San Fierro and punching random passersby when i inadvertently hit a nearby prostitute. now i don’t know if you’ve ever punched a hooker before, but they get mad. she began chasing me down and punching me which was very annoying so i began hitting her back. it usually takes quite a few punches to ‘kill’ people (they are easily revived by paramedics) and you can see their ‘life meter’ slowly go from green to yellow to red to black with each strike but this was different. her ‘life meter’ had long since gone black but she kept on popping back up like one of those inflatable punching bag clowns. i became concerned so i knocked out a cop, took his gun, and emptied the clip but the prostitute, totally unaffected, kept coming after me. it was crazy. she finally got a hold of a gun (i have no idea how) and began firing at me, yelling that i was a loser and she was going to call her pimp (my sympathies to anyone who has had a similar experience with an ex-girlfriend).

anyway, the ‘invincible hooker’ glitch eventually (and thankfully) crashed the game but i’m scared to death by the possibility of running into her again.