day three in quarantine was a lot like days one and two except i loaded a new ringtone into my phone. now when someone calls, it plays an instrumental version of “Snake Oil” by Typical Cats which is basically a smooth jazz* piano riff over an oldschool beat: the perfect blend of class and rawness.

* when i say “a smooth jazz piano riff,” i mean that the riff is smooth, not the jazz. that would be horrible.