p. gibbons: wanna hear something ludicrous?

ivan: sure

p. gibbons: so after all my “hard” work last year

p. gibbons: i actually got a raise and a bonus yestereday

p. gibbons: i actually responded with huh?

ivan: WHAT

p. gibbons: hahahahaha

p. gibbons: it was a total office space moment

ivan: i bow down to you!

p. gibbons: 1) i refused to do my performance review cuz i was transferring

ivan: you’re like the queen of beating the corporate system

p. gibbons: 2) i never hid my feelings about my boss

p. gibbons: 3) didn’t show up for 2 months

p. gibbons: that’s good stuff

ivan: you’re insane