when i was in Kabul, i ventured into a quaint little shop hidden behind slightly less quaint shops. in one corner were a dozen or so Soviet rifles, on the counter was a cracked glass box containing all sorts of Soviet military memorabilia, and stacked high against the wall were about 8.2 million bricks of heroin.

i ended up purchasing two almost identical Vostok watches that were (supposedly) salvaged from dead soldiers during the Soviet occupation. i’m not entirely sure what two submariners’ wristwatches were doing in landlocked Afghanistan but i suppose different branches of the Soviet military could’ve intermingled on a fairly regular basis. besides, it was probably much easier for the shopkeeper to get things from local corpses than the Motherland.

anyway, i finally got the innards of my Vostok cleaned so now it runs smoothly and keeps correct time.

weeee :)

VAMPIRUS TEMPORALIS  01.29.2007

my cousin and a few of his friends drove down from Toronto this past weekend. it was great to spend time with them and show them around the city. they sampled a lot of the amazingly tasty chicken Chicago has to offer, browsed the sizable selection of concealed weapons readily available in Chinatown, and much more.

the other special occasion this weekend was the beginning of the much anticipated ninth season of Top Gear. what can i say, it felt great to see the old gang again and even greater to see Richard Hammond alive, well, and mucking about.

cheers.

CLAMS WIN  01.26.2007

near the top of the list of things i don’t understand is the mysterious appeal of night clubs.

from personal experience, i’d describe night clubs as dimly lit buildings packed with people dancing and shouting at each other over drinks and loud music. does anyone disagree?

i don’t understand the appeal of dance (i’ll save that for another entry) but i do understand that a lot of people enjoy dancing so i’ll leave that part alone right now. this leaves the part where people stand around and scream at each other over, in my opinion, pretty bad music.

anyone care to explain?

STALE NAPALM  01.24.2007

i hate: worrying about money, being uncertain about my future, feeling a little unsatisfied with my life.

i need: peace and quiet, sleep, a few good kicks to the head, a drink.

EARLY PICTURE MOTIONS  01.22.2007

sea-monkey chronicles: day forty-four

i know i promised pictures last time but i think i may have to break that promise because Chester the sea-monkey is still too small to really photograph with the sort of equipment i have on hand. i tried to do it one day and set up my flash next to his tank but he went crazy every time i popped it until he suddenly stopped reacting to it. so yeah, i think he’s blind now.

at any rate, i borrowed a compact digital camera and made a little clip of Chester for your viewing pleasure. the video was shot on the kitchen counter while my roommate viciously made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while chanting ‘peanut butter jelly time.’ as a result, the original audio has been replaced with Bill Broonzy’s “Good Liquor Gonna Carry Me Down.” enjoy!

Chester the sea-monkey