THEY AIN’T FO’ EATIN’, NO MA’AM 05.31.06
i just had a CRAZY nightmare.
so for some reason or another, i left my camera bag and backpack unattended somewhere. when i returned, i found my camera missing and a silver Sigma SA7 with a pinhole lense in its place. similarly, my laptop had also been stolen and, frustratingly, replaced by an iBook.
i was furious.
so, in my fury, i rampaged across the land searching for those that had bereft me of my pretties. i remember searching in the building i was in, some weird shopping mall place, and a pizza-making school to no avail. finally, i decided to go to the mafia for help but woke up before i got there.
i was sweating, my fists and teeth were clenched, and my heart was pounding. then i breathed a silent prayer of thanks when i realized it was all a dream.



