this morning i walked out of my room to take a shower and *CLICK* the door locked behind me. i stared dumbfounded for a minute or two then grabbed a kitchen knife and vainly tried to break in. i ended up scoring part of the door frame but uh, we’re not going to tell el landlord about it, are we? ‘course not.
so there i stood, kitchen knife in hand ready to break down the door with my 130 pounds of brute strength when i realized that Jane had a spare key. JANE! I KNOW JANE! i stabbed the knife into the counter for safekeeping and dumbly reached for my cellphone.
i pounded on my roommates’ doors but they were both sound asleep. i ran upstairs and pounded on the door. all asleep. getting (more) desperate, i walked outside when it suddenly occured to me that Mike, Sarah and the gang lived seven hops and nine skips down the alley.
i gleefully hopped and skipped the whole way.
thankfully, one of Sarah’s roommates–a girl that i had only briefly met once–was at the kitchen table putting stuff in her bag. i pounded on the glass like a crack fiend to get her attention. amazingly, she didn’t come out and shove me down the stairs but instead let me come inside and use her cell. i got through, woke Jane up (sorry again), and was back in my room in no time.
moral of the story: showers are evil.