since i no longer work full time here (well, that and the fact that i am the corporate equivalent of an unusually resourceful stack of pancakes), the powers that be have decided to treat my cubicle like a cheap motel.
i came in this morning after a couple of days of class to find an old laptop (on and running some monumentally boring piece of software), (ugly) leather laptop case, and a half-drunk cup of cheap instant coffee sitting on my desk. a bit perplexed and annoyed, i shoved the laptop aside, turned on my computer, pulled up the stuff i’ve been working on, and left my desk for a bit to attend to other pressing matters. with luck, whoever had been squatting would see that the master of the house had returned, pack up his/her inferior belongings, and get the hell out of my cube.
when i came back about ten minutes later i saw that the mystery individual had indeed noticed my presence. however, instead of vacating the premises, he/she not only failed to move out but decided to CLOSE my work and pull up his/her own! this was the last straw. i stormed off to find the overlords of the accounting department only to learn that i’ve been temporarily evicted in favor of some hotshot auditor.
instead of throwing me out onto the street (like they usually do), they decided to put me in a vacationing executive’s office for the day. i guess it’s a pretty nice place but i can hardly sit here for 20 minutes without co-workers popping in and trying to be funny by pretending that i’ve suddenly been promoted.
i’m just glad that i won’t have to see these people again until next week.





