HAM AND EXUBERANCE 07.29.04
Leo: oo i had a dream last night
Leo: i remember being stuck in some sort of a forest
Leo: but it was like… cartoony
Leo: everything was small
ivan: playing too much zelda
Leo: i think it was like 3rd person perspective
Leo: haha
Leo: yeah it was like that!
Leo: though i don’t play that game
Leo: but i ran around defeating lizards
Leo: i don’t remember with what kind of weapon
Leo: or whatever
Leo: oh… and then another part of it
Leo: was a soccer game
Leo: where we were all playing soccer
Leo: and i’m like… i have an idea!
Leo: lets all run into the abandoned factory over there!
Leo: and so we all ran into it
Leo: and then some weird black lady was like… get out!
Leo: and we ran around the factory building
ivan: LEO
ivan: you’re going to get me fired for laughing
Leo: before getting magically transported to my friends house
Leo: haha
Leo: nice
ivan: sackies!
Leo: yeah… and then my friend was painting the windows
Leo: and was like uhhh what are you guys doing here
Leo: and we were like… i dunno
Leo: but we just sat on the couches
Leo: while they painted the windows upstairs
Leo: yep….
Leo: and then we all started going home




“Hey, you over there! Employee #12. What’s this laughing? There’s no laughing. You’re fired!”
one of three supervisors:
yeah..uh, did you get that memo?
ivan:
yeah. i got the memo. and i understand the policy. the problem is, i just forgot this time. and i’ve already taken care of it so it’s not a problem anymore.
one of three supervisors:
yeah. it’s just that we have this new policy for all employees. there is to be no laughing during work hours, mmkay? so i’d really appreciate it if you could just remember to do that from now on. that’d be great, mmkay?