http://calbears.ocsn.com/ot/cal-2004-fan-shirt-vote.html

vote for shirt #4 in the name of good taste! despite what nascar fans might say, pictures should never be printed on t-shirts! it’ll crack and crapify with prolonged use and washing! booooo nascar!

okay, so odds are that you don’t attend berkeley. so what? vote anyway. i did, and i barely even know how to spell it. besides, this isn’t about cal…this is much bigger. this is (as previously mentioned) about taste and crapification-resistant t-shirt designs. so without further ado, fight the good fight and vote Yao Ming for president!

every once in a while, i experience something ridiculous enough that it makes me stop and shake my head to make sure that i’m not taking crazy pills. then when i see that i haven’t, i start wishing that i had.

The University needs to die.

i’m going to crush my cell phone and burn it. then i’m going to mix the ashes with orange juice and drink it.

sprint needs to die.

everytime i sit down at the computer to write another entry, i almost always end up worrying about it. what should i write about? what’s forcing me to do this every single day? when will i eventually stop?

unfortunately, i only really know the answer to the first question (though usually not until the last moment). my guess for the second is that blogging has become so habitual for me that i feel obligated to at least throw something up there everyday for you readers out there, however few of you there may be. as you might have figured out, i’m not writing this blog for me. i post the things i do in hopes of eliciting some reaction. i want to know what you guys THINK so please take the time and humor me.

as for this blog’s eventual demise, i honestly don’t know when that’s going to happen. maybe when my hits decline to nil and you guys find something else more entertaining or maybe if i somehow lose all my stuff in one fell swoop and the loss transforms me into a feathery husk of a man. yeah, but i think there’s no real danger of that happening anytime soon.

hopefully.

well, spring break is just about over. here is an extensive list of things i have accomplished this past week.

- wasting time
- making this list

there you have it, folks. not that you really cared to know.

now i can ignore everyone, everywhere.

some people hate going to the dentist. i hate going to the optometrist. well, i guess i hate going to the dentist too.

the worst part about a visit to the optometrist is the dreaded air shot right into the eye. i haven’t the slightest idea what purpose it could possibly serve, but i trust that it plays some important role in maintaining a pair of healthy eyes.

anyway, what happens is the optometrist holds what looks like a freaking STAPLE GUN right up to your eye. (s)he then tells you to focus on this red light that burns into your retinas. after an arbitrary amount of time, a trigger is pulled and a puff of air is shot straight into your dilated pupil. ARGH!!!

while the process doesn’t hurt at all, i find myself cringing during that waiting time before that burst of air finds my eye. then when it does, i literally jump because it always, ALWAYS surprises me regardless of how much i prepare myself for it.

can anyone relate?

COMMIT.

now that everything’s back online again, i’d like to say a few words about (unethical) hackers and server downtime.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

okay, i know that was only one word but you get the idea.