“Band of Brothers” - a solemn tribute to the heroic soldiers of WWII and the invasion of Europe.

some cast members:

- Ron Livingston (Office Space)
- David Schwimmer (Friends)
- Dexter Fletcher (Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)
- Colin Hanks (Orange County)
- Stephen Graham (Snatch)
- Jimmy Fallon (Saturday Night Live)

i thought that was interesting.

on an entirely unrelated note, i have one of those fans in my room that you stick in the window to let it blow in fresh air. well, Dan just came in and informed me that i had put it in backwards so the fan was blowing air out of my room instead of blowing air into it.

riiiiight.

i was doing some pruning earlier when i noticed that a scary tree in my backyard has begun growing spikes for defense. no, i didn’t say thorns…i said SPIKES. their sizes range from abnormally large thumbtack to something reminiscent of saguaro cacti. at any rate, this freak of nature is beastly.

this post has been brought to you by the letter T, the number 143 and InstantDip.

i’m looking at my keyboard right now and from the amount of glare, i can safely infer that i use the “T” key moreso than any other letter. i was always under the impression that “E” was the most used letter in the english language. yet i look at the “E” key and see no more glare than is present on the “Z” or even the “X” buttons. strange.

taken from Leo’s profile

Hello. I’m a Leo.

I like to banking.

I’m gay and mean.

I will no longer criticize other people’s handwriting.

Sincerely,
Leo

blogger was down all of yesterday so i didn’t have a chance to post this

i think it’s about time america changed its name to bogusland.

seriously.

it all started when i got pulled over a while ago and had a courtdate scheduled for earlier today. so like the good citizen i am, (besides the fact that i refuse to vote) i went on mapquest and tried to look up directions from my home to the courthouse up in Addison. the letter they sent me had this listed as the address.

3 Friendship Plaza
Addison, IL 60101

so not knowing any better, i typed it into mapquest. surprise! this so-called “Friendship Plaza” doesn’t even exist! uh…right. so i deleted the street and just searched for addision, IL 60101. surprise again! mapquest says 60101 isn’t even IN Addison! confused and slightly irritated, i checked the Dupage county circuit court website to verify this address. and as luck would have it, the page that contains this information is missing as well…it’s just a dead link! lovely. really.

so i called the circuit court help number and asked what the deal was. it turns out that they changed the address without bothering to tell anyone. so after she gave me the correct address, i told her what happened and when i mentioned their website she gave a me a big “pfffft…that thing is NEVER updated.” how comforting to know that bogusland’s government is so organized.

of course, there are many other things that make bogusland a fitting name. i won’t write them all out, however, lest i spend the next million years of my life scribbling furiously.

so we were playing hockey in the parking lot of a local church when a representative came and “nicely” kicked us out due to safety/insurance issues. he started his little spiel by explaining why we couldn’t play there anymore but then halfway into it, he turned it into a sales pitch for his church. “we have a youth rally event coming up,” he announced and asked us to come. now with the exception of one or two, we were all in college and beyond…do we really look that young?

so we told him that we were from another church (though we should’ve had some fun and pretended we were part of a cult or muslim extremist group) …then the guy turned to Josh Deen and just assumed that he was the leader because he was white. BOGUS. you know what else is bogus? the fact that he kept on referring to roller hockey as “ball hockey.” bogus and annoying.

blah blah blah. i feel so out of it now…like i’m trapped inside a snowglobe with an empty fireplace and a couch that’s missing a cushion. perhaps i’ll entertain this urge i have to run around and throw rocks. latre.

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people don’t screw up their lives until they’re under the impression that they already have.

at least that’s what i keep telling myself. -_-

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