just a month ago i was unknowingly going for days without eating because i forgot or was just too busy and now i’m hungry all the time. another thing that bothers me is that i’ve been having cravings for White Castle.

what???

yeah, i dunno…i used to crave sushi or steak back in the day…and now i’ve sunken down to wanting poorly made, undersized “hamburgers.” they don’t even really taste all that good and for pete’s sake, dry wood has more nutritional value…so the question is: why do i long for such crap?

drugs!

Coca-Cola was once rumored to have contained trace amounts of cocaine…so we know the concept is nothing new. i believe that good ol’ black fortress slips a lil’ sumthin’sumthin’ into that so-called “meat.” given its grease-retaining ability and unknown origin, the meat is probably the most ideal ingredient in which to hide addictive substances. nobody cares what’s in it and nobody wants to know…perfect. this is, of course, to ensure a steady flow of repeat customers who’ll stop at nothing to receive a fix…and the fact that sliders is open 24/7 only makes it easier for us bloodshot-eyed addicts to go and drop a cool five bucks for a sack of ten. but i must resist the urge and stop pouring poison down my throat…so i’ll go to bed instead of going to the drive-thru. dang it, i’m hungry.