if i ever become famously rich, one of my many homes will be on a train. wha wha? yeah. a train. it’ll be one of those luxury bullet trains that’ll zip around the world (once i network the globe with an intercontinental rail system) at my command. i can see it now…i’ll be sitting in my plush leather chair and deciding which country i’ll pass through and terrorize next. then after i decide, i’ll lean back in my seat and just sit there. yeah. sitting.