so Lundy got married and my brother and his friends made a wedding video for him. they dressed in suits and sunglasses. my brother gave Brian my sunglasses. fine with me right? it’s all good. the thing was that my brother didn’t bother telling me that he lent them out. i didn’t even notice they were missing until i was looking for them one day. i couldn’t find them and so i went to ask Dan where they were. “uh, Brian has them.” oh okay, Brian has them. wait, Brian is in D.C. for the summer. greeeeaaaat. for the longest time i tried to locate my glasses. i knew they were in one of two places: Lisle or D.C. after months of half-hearted search and harassing Mandy, i recently found out that they were in Washington. as luck would have it, my brother was in the area for the weekend! score! i asked Mandy to call her brother and tell him to give my sunglasses to Dan. yes! my brother came home last night and i asked for my sunglasses and he gave them to me.

cool huh? yeah! except they aren’t my sunglasses. booooo!