how did people eat mango before the invention of dental floss? it must have been infuriating.
i don’t care how many movies Terry Crews does, he’ll always be President Camacho to me.
if you love pickled herring and you love garlic, this is definitely for you.
oh, hi. what are you doing here? oh what? you belong to me now? okay.
today i learned that Korean actor Cha In-Pyo, while filming a scene, brushed his teeth with such fury that he broke one of his teeth and had to get an implant.
today i learned that the guys at the hole-in-the-wall Mexican place near my parents’ house recognize me as “that guy who always orders lengua burritos with extra onions and cilantro.”